Aha she said, I know what to do
About all these people staring at you
Get out in front, be number one
Don’t ever worry about what you’ve begun

Started to think about what she had said
Seemed sound to me, you’re a long time dead
Started the process to find me a man
Who will definitely take me as far as he can

Started the talking did the PR
Wanted to be on a show with JR
Only some things I’ve wanted to see
When I hit the remote and watch tv

Continued the PR, show after show
Took me to places I didn’t know
Got me the fame that some say I craved
Swanky hotels are where I stayed

People around me rubbing their hands
Not even working with big rock bands
Making more money, now out of you
Supply and demand of the human zoo

Touring the globe in the private jet
Stopped in Monte Carlo with the fashionable set
Michelin star restaurants are where I dine
No more burger joints and waiting in line

Elevated status wherever I go
Always get tickets for the best show
No need to apply for a free bus pass
Don’t stand near windows with only clear glass

It may have come later than what I had planned
But nevertheless it’s a life so grand
Will always remember from where I came
Will never forget it even with all this fame