Never really knew what was going on
Didn’t believe that he had done anything wrong
Maybe never met the high standards you set
Should have politely said no, the day you first met

East end girl with west end traits
Still to decide bi or straight
Getting the best of both worlds that you can
May finally decide to choose a woman or a man

Tattooed man with muscles so strong
Never really knew where you’d belong
Sitting there smugly with your artificial bling
Making a false smile but no women sing

Never really knew what you had going on
Would never believe that you could do wrong
All that effort to make you look so toned
Only made the pony tailed woman take a look and groan

So many perfections required in this modern day
Need to look so young and fit and even be able to sway
We see lots of well-toned men working out in a gym
Just as well the pony tailed woman can get satisfaction from her bling